The 501

If you never stay in a really cheap motel, you miss a lot. If you think you might like to try it, here’s some advice: If there’s a mouse hopelessly trapped in your only wastebasket and he’s making a lot of noise trying to climb out, they’ll probably move you to a mouse-free room at no extra charge. Even if they remove the mouse. Where there’s one, another could be waiting in the wings, and the…