The 501 Crazy things happen

How often does a white-haired septuagenarian get asked to play her obsolete saxophone in a punk rock band? I declined, but I’m having second thoughts. I don’t know anything about punk music, but I donate regularly to Wikipedia—two dollars last year. They’ll give us a definition. WIKIPEDIA PAUSE. All I have to do is wear Doc Martens and one of my husband’s shirts. I wear his shirts anyway, and I…