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Pumpkin as a verb Pumpkins. They’re a triple-use commodity. Carve one for Halloween. Then turn the scary face 180 degrees and voilà! You’ve got an autumn porch decoration. Third use? Want to guess? GUESS PAUSE. Pumpkin pie. Yeah, right. Don’t try this at home. Life’s too short not to buy the pumpkin in a can. Buy the crust too. You k...

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