Will the real Black Friday please stand up?

HANABA MUNN WELCH

Will the real Black

Friday please stand up?

Will the real Black Friday please stand up?

(If you never watched that TV show you’re probably not reading this anyway.)

I never participated in the true Black Friday madness myself. Now that Black Friday has spread itself all over the calendar, it’s too late.

Early Black Friday turns into Black Friday on Black Friday and then morphs into pos…