The 501

Subhead
Ad villain has his charms

COMMENTARY

HANABA MUNN WELCH

Check my pulse. That little green Mucinex guy is starting to look cute.

I blow my nose to whoever thought about turning mucus into a cartoon character in the first place. But the longer he (the gender designation is per my executive decision; he looks like a guy I once knew) remains in the public eye, the less obnoxious he becomes. Or so it seems to me.

Is the effectivenes…