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Venting, fuming, spouting off

Elon, forget Mars. Please use your engineering savvy to invent a user-friendly spout for gasoline containers, your business connections to market it and your political power to quash the prevailing EPA-compliant designs. Even people who hate you would give the Devil his due.

No doubt I’ve already written the definitive gasoline spout column, but I don’t remember what I …