Poking fun at hair color

Is maroon my natural hair color?

Yes. Today my silver sports a blob of vibrant maroon from all-natural pokeberry juice hair color. My friends are astounded. Young people pay me compliments.

Football season approaches. Poke is ripening. Maroon is a popular school color. What maroon fan doesn’t naturally need a bottle of pokeberry juice for game day hair color?

Back in the day we students bought and wo…