Stop the world. I want to get off.
No sloth ever said that. Sloths are good at hanging in and staying the course. Slow, steady sloths.
What do I know about sloths? Until yesterday, very little. If there were sloths at the zoo, I missed them. Nobody said, “Let’s go see the sloths.”
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