In lieu of Chinese Christmas

Chinese Christmas, I miss you.

Yes, the term is politically incorrect. So is Chinese fire drill. (If you don’t know about Chinese fire drills you’re probably not reading this column.)

Do the Chinese call some crazy stuff American? Maybe. I rather hope so. Either way, we digress.

Maybe your family does a Chinese Christmas. We don’t. On my own, I bought and wrapped all the gifts for one a few years ago…