Observations from a delivery driver

• Carrying a 35-lb. bucket of kitty litter up three flights of apartment stairs makes me loathe cats even more (except barn cats, which have a valid purpose)

• Carrying three bottles of wine, candles, fresh flowers, fresh vegetables, and a brisket up three flights of apartment stairs is a reminder that romance is alive and well

• Purchasing wine for the first time has introduced me to wonderfully cr…