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COMMENTARY

HANABA MUNN WELCH

Non-Bruce, EDA and mesquite

Someone with the face of my real friend Bruce sent me a Facebook friend request. I accepted. Bruce sent me a message. It was “hello.”

Nobody just says “hello.”

My response: “Is it really you? I suspect you are not the real Bruce.”

Non-Bruce replied: “How are you doing” My response: “I’m fine but you aren’t Bruce. Goodbye.”

Nonplussed non-Bruce replied: “That…