The 501

Subhead
You say viola, I say viola

COMMENTARY

Probably at least as much as I knew when I bought one this week. I thought I was buying a fiddle, not that I need another fiddle.

The pawnshop clerk seemed to think she was selling me a fiddle. Not a 14-inch viola.

To tell you the truth, I was really shopping for a saxophone. I don’t need another saxophone either.

If my husband didn’t have extra guitars, I’d be in trouble. We cut each other…