The 501

When water is contraband

Your sins will find you out.

My spouse and I tried to take ice water in Yeti-type containers to a high school football game. No such containers are allowed, and the no-nonsense woman at the gate told us so. Somewhere there’s a small country, preferably a matriarchal society, that needs a firm dictator. She should go there.

Is stadium management afraid someone will sneak vodka…